Was anyone surprised to hear that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden split yesterday? Whoever had nine months in the office pool is buying lunch today.

Although no one is shocked that the couple didn’t last, I think most of us are surprised that it wasn’t Benji kicking wonk eye to the curb … but Paris getting busy with her ex. A close source to Paris as much as said that she dumped him because he was ‘too nice’., “She is saddened by the breakup but they’re just too different and they wanted different things in life. He was loyal and sweet but it was time to take a break.”

For all her huffin’ and puffin’ about being in love, getting married and having babies like her BFF Nicole Richie…wonk eye just couldn’t handle being in adult relationship. So she went out and boinked her old Greek boyfriend.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are not even engaged yet, but they are already lobbying for a Newlyweds type of reality show a’la’ Jessica Simpson. Kim says she and her hunky boyfriend get asked all the time if they would be interested in becoming the next cheesiest couple in America.

Kim is already totally on board, but she says she have to use her powers of persuasion to convince Reggie to get involved. 

“He’s extremely shy. He’s a very private person, and he’s really focused on football,”

Reggie, if you are out there…run…run as fast you can away from the retarded reality show.

Jessica Simpson has obviously had some more filler pumped into her oversized lips.

My question is did she do it just for fun, or is she trying to balance out her major weight gain by making her lips gigantic?

I always enjoy seeing ‘behind the scene’ pictures…it’s fun to see all the work that goes into making celebrities look gorgeous.

In a new documentary Britney Spears has compared her life under her fathers conservatorship to a jail sentence. Brit says there is no excitement or passion in very controlled life. In the new MTV special that will air on November 30th, Brit-Brit whines and complains about her new stable life that is quickly leading to a major comeback. Why is this idiot complaining when she should be showering her father with thank you gifts daily.

‘I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail, y’know, there’s the time when you’re gonna get out.But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.’Britney believes she is still being forced to ‘pay’ for her well-documented meltdown says: ‘I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.

‘If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time. I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.’

It’s enough when yo’ daddy says it’s enough crazy girl!

Britney: For The Record, to air in the U.S. Nov. 30 on MTV and in the U.K. Dec. 1 on Sky1.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are making another go of it..this time John has pledged to keep  his big mouth shut and not blab very personal information to paparazzi.

They’ve been seen getting cozy all over town and were even spotted doing some major dirty dancing at a nightclub this week. Sources say that for some reason Jen stayed away from alcohol all night long….here come the pregnancy rumors.

Is there trouble in Madden-Land? We’ve been hearing rumors for the past two weeks that Benji Madden has been stepping out on Paris Hilton, and he was no where to be found this weekend while his wonk-eye was getting close to her ex. Paris and Stavros Niachros were seen getting cozy at hot Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday.

A witness tells Star that Paris arrived at the nightclub at 2:30am after partying at the Fountainbleau hotel all night, following the Victoria’s Secret fashion show.

“Paris and Stavros were all over each other,” the witness tells Star. “They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn’t seem like Benji was on her mind at all!”

Tyra Banks doesn’t just make and mold mediocre models, she makes penis’s disappear. Tyra has decided to go all Oprah and gift the first transgender contestant on her show America’s Next Top Model with a full gender reassignment surgery. Watch her other joint, The Tyra Banks Show, this Tuesday November 17th to see Isis King (born Darrell Walls) recieve the biggest surprise of her life.

“This is not happening!” King, who was born Darrell Walls, says when Banks introduces her to Dr. Marci Bowers, a leading gender reassignment surgeon who has experienced the surgery herself. Bowers is paying for the surgery. “[I feel] like I’m about to wake up,” says King - who lived in a homeless shelter in Maryland before trying out for the show.

22 year old Isis still has all her man-parts because she couldn’t afford the $20-$35K price tag of gender reassignment.

“It’s hard. I try not to think about it because it is something I’m really passionate about,” she says. “I feel like I really was born in the wrong body, and it’s just the one thing that makes me feel uncomfortable.”

Tyra went a little cheapo on this one…no one in the audience recieved a free sex change. Oprah would have hooked everybody up.