How long have we waited or this? Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro are back for the third installment of the Meet The Parents franchise. This one is called Little Fockers and finds Greg and his wife a few years later with kids and the in-laws joining them for the holidays.

Blood spatters, Jessica Alba joins the cast with an erectile dysfunction subplot and Barbra Streisand and Harvey Keitel return as the senior Fockers. Sadly, no Dustin Hoffman but I bet Harvey pulls off Gaylord’s dad just fine.

Say that three times fast. Snooki Cookie. Snooki Cookie. Snooki Cookie.

I’ll leave the ‘she’s already had too many cookies‘ jokes to you, but like any dumb girl Nicole’ Snooki’ Polizzi is trying to lose weight the “easy” way. Not that I don’t hope this cookie thing doesn’t work out for her. I’m just saying that Jessica Biel, Fergie, Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Kate Hudson and Kim Kardashian didn’t get their hot bodies eating cookies. Although I did hear once that Mandy Moore used this cookie thing as a calorie control diet.

But I guess if you are a D-lister that needs to lose weight, and you need money, you’ll attach your name to anything. She would’ve done better with NutriSystem or Jenny Craig but she doesn’t have the juice to get those kind of endorsements.

Another paycheck for Snooki: All those shots and beers have caught up with the ‘Jersey Shore’ star, who is 4′9″ and now weighs 110 pounds. She used to be a ‘ripped’ cheerleader and wiegh 90 lbs. To get back down to 100, she has embarked upon Dr. Siegal’s cookie diet, which involves eating six 90-calorie cookies a day plus a small meal.

“I used to be fit. Now I look at myself, and I’m like, What the hell happened?” She then quickly added that she isn’t about to stop getting her swerve on either. “If I go out I am going to have a drink, but I am not going to have 10 drinks like I usually would,” she said.

Watch Snook and Dr. Cookie below..and don’t get scared when they put the camera close up on her chomping a diet banana cookie. It’s over in a few seconds.

I didn’t really see this one coming. Maxim magazine has published it 2010 Hot 100 List and hipster Katy Perry has taken the number one spot.

Maxim says that Katy “is the best friend you suddenly realize you’ve loved your whole life. The rad chick who taught you how to skateboard and whistle and also looks unbelievable in a bikini.”

Last year’s #1 girl Olivia Wilde got not love , landing in spot #20.

Rounding out the top ten are babes Brooklyn Decker, Zoe Saldana, Blake Lively, Megan Fox, Rihanna, Elisabetta Canalis, Olivia Munn, Kim Kardashian and Marisa Miller.

See #11 – 100 after the jump. You might be surprised to see who made the list.

(Katy and Russell Brand out for lunch yesterday in Silverlake)

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Here are my picks for the best dresses of the 2010 Costume Institute Gala. (Because my opinion matters so much)

My pick for best dress of the night goes to Blake Lively and she got her own post below the Good and The Bad.

Emma Watson looks lovely and so grown up and elegant. Maggie Grace, Jessica Alba, Demi Moore, Emmy Rossum, Anne Hathaway, Sienna Miller, Mariska Hargitay, Bar Refaeli, Zoe Saldana, Mila Kunis and Kristen Davis also all make my list.

Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson look like BFF’s at The Killer Inside Me premier in New York City Tuesday night.

Held as part of the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival, the usually gorgeous Kate and Jess are not sporting their best looks to this movie premiere. I normally HEART everything Kate wears to big events..but not digging the boring black dress and don’t get me started on that grecian mess that Alba is wearing.

The movie was supposed to be some breakthrough in the thriller/horror genre, but the reviews are mixed. You can read a spoiler recap after the jump, but I think I’ll still see it just because I know Casey Affleck can pull off a psychopath. Have you seen him in The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford? No? Go Netflix it right now. He is AWESOME. Nothing like that cheeseball brother of his.

The Killer Inside Me Trailer – Watch a funny movie here

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This is why people should never get a tattoo on a whim or just because they think it’s “pretty”. Tattoo’s are an awesome way to express yourself and carry a little piece of art you love with you your entire life…but when it means nothing to you ..you almost always regret getting it.

Case in point. Jessica Alba is the process of having one of her tattoos removed by laser. Three years ago she had this (not so great) piece of a bird and a flower inked on the back of her neck and it’s obvious now she is over it.

The faded etching was only just visible as she arrived at the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival Party in LA with her hair tied in an up do. Laser surgery takes between three to 15 treatments, over the course of about six weeks, to remove all traces of a tattoo.

The mother-of-one, who is currently promoting her next film, The Killer Inside Me, still has two remaining tattoos – a bow on her lower back and the Sanskrit symbol for lotus flower, a padma, on her wrist.

America’s sweetheart Julia Roberts is only in the movie Valentine’s Day for about six minutes, but she still managed to get a $3 million pay day.

New Line Cinema paid Roberts $3 million up front against 3 percent of the gross for what is little more than an extended cameo. That comes out to an astonishing $8,333 per second of screen time, or roughly $500,000 a minute. Verbally, it’s a minimum of $11,952 per spoken word.

I doubt anyone else in the giant ensemble cast was paid so much. I love JR as much as the next Southern girl..but is she really the big draw for this flick? Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Alba, Bradly Cooper, Anne Hathaway, Taylor2, Jamie Foxx…yeah ..I guess she is.

In other words…she’s an addict. Shocker.

The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria and Conan O’ Brien. Until they started working for the hot mess that is Tila Tequila.

After Tila tweeted some major lies about the company and it’s clients, including the whopper that one of the bodyguards fathered her baby..the company was forced to issue a press release denying that fact and letting a few of Tila’s skeletons out of the closet.

You can read the very informative and entertaining press release after the jump. I especially loved the part where she tried to pawn fake diamonds to pay the bodyguard service. These good old boys even staged an intervention to help TT..but she still tried to drag them down to her level.

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