I actually really like Jenna Elfman despite the fact that she is a great big Scientologist. I’m always sad for her when her latest and greatest sitcom gets canceled.

So far Jenna’s current show Accidentally on Purpose is hanging in there, but I don’t give it very long. I’ll be very surprised if it gets picked up for another season. Maybe she needs to get audited or detoxed or brainwashed or give more money to the church to help her career. It seemed to work for Tom Cruise, Will Smith and John Travolta.

Seeing a pattern there. Only the men involved in Scientology seem to be successful. Kirstie Alley and Leah Remini haven’t had very much luck either.

But I digress..here are some cute pictures of Jenna and her alien/baby outside the Ed Sullivan Theater this week. You gotta respect an 8 month pregnant chick in stilettos.

Lindsay Lohan Spotted In Utah – Girls Talkin Smack

Even Badass Chuck Norris Has Had Plastic Surgery – City Rag

Anne Hathaway Not A Fan Of Sun Tans – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Lindsay Lohan Does Elle Magazine – Into Gossip

Anna Faris Has An Incredible Body (Bikini Candids) – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

There Is Justice In The World: Brandon Davis Got Beat Up – Ninja Dude 

Halle Berry Pregnancy Rumor Revisited – The Blemish 

Jenna Elfman Named Her Baby Boy ‘Story Elias’ – Bumpshack

So What If Jessica Alba Doesn’t Always Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Kelly Osbourne To Elope – Celebrity Smack

Does Britney Spears Have A Girlfriend? – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Is Mandy Moore Dating John Mayer? – Gabby Babble 

This round of pregnant Hollywood stars is much more womanly and robust than normal. Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek and Jenna Elfman prove that even in L.A. real women get big and round when they are knocked up!

It’s baby week in Hollywood. Keri Russell (aka Felicity) is expecting her first child with her fiance Shane Dreary. Interesting fact about Keri: she got her start on the The All New Mickey Mouse Club along with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera. Keri recently co-starred in the blockbuster Tom Cruise movie; Mission Impossible III.  Keri did not convert to Scientology while on set with Tom, although rumors were he had info tents set up on the lot for the entire crew to ‘get to know’ the Church.

But someone somewhere along the way did get to our next soon to be Hollywood mom, Jenna Elfman. Scientologist Jenna is also expecting her first child with her husband of 16 years, Bodhi Elfman. Jenna and baby are said to be doing well and thanking Xenu daily for this experience.

Britney Spears Looks Rough At The End Of New Years Eve Party – Celebrity Smack

Keanu Reeves Still Did NOT Get New Clothes For Christmas – City Rag

Christina Aguilera Looked AMAZING on New Years – Drunken Stepfather 

Oprah’s Deadly Eating Disorder – The Skinny Website 

Meet Miss Bikini World 2006, Yes There Is One – Horny Oyster

That Jenna Elfman Is One Hot Scientologist – The Feeding Tube 

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty May or May Not Have Gotten Married – Glitterati 

OMG! Look at Danica McKellar (Winnie from The Wonder Years) In Stuff Magazine – CelebWorm

Joe Simpson Sells Out His Daughter (Again) Jessica For Cowboys Tickets – Into Gossip 

Tiger Woods and Wife Expecting First Child – Girls Talking Smack 

Check out the lucky few that were invited to travel across the world to watch crazy Tom Cruise marry brainwashed Katie Holmes as strange little Suri looks on wondering where her REAL daddy is.

Holmes-Cruise Wedding Guests: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, Jennifer Lopez and husband Skeletor Marc Anthony, Jenna Elfman, Jada Pinkett Smith, JJ Abrams and wife, and Katie’s new BFF Brooke Shields.

Jenna Eflman out and out without her boyfriend Danny Zuko. She looks like she’s going to break out into rendition of “Summer Lovin” from Grease any minute.
Stay with me, there IS a connection here. John Travolta played Danny Zuko in Grease and John and Jenna are both big old Scientologists. Grease just won’t ever be the same for me now that I know that Elron had his dirty little hands on it in a round about way. Or Dharma and Greg for that matter.

Jenna’s new show, Courting Alex, just got cancelled. So there is some justice in the world.