Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and the brood are finally back home in New Orleans. Just 24 hours after Brad and Angie were in New York for the premiere of Angie’s movie Changeling she was back in the French Quarter taking the kids to get some Cheetos.

I’m sure this walk to the neighborhood store for junk food is just a once and while special treat for the Jolie-Pitt kids. But it is suspect that every time Angie is photographed with more than one kid at a time, there is always a bag of Britney-Poofs close by.

Six months after Hugh Hefners actual birthday, this clip of Pamela Anderson giving Hef his birthday cake completely nude has surfaced. The clip aired on E!’s hit show The Girls Next Door this week. You would think that if you are Hugh Freakin’ Hefner you could get a bigger cake than that….yeah I know Pam is naked. But Hef see’s naked all day…and he’s seen Pam naked more times that his old ass can count anymore.

Give that man a big piece of cake for Pete’s sake! If you aren’t bored to tears by Pam naked by now, you can check out the unedited pictures HERE (NSFW).

How did openly gay and newly married Ellen DeGeneres get Jonny Lee Miller to strip off pieces of clothing and show off his sexy tattoos? She paid him. Actually, she donated $1,000 to a breast cancer charity for every tattoo Jonny flashed on her show Monday.

Miller showed off six tattoos on his wrists, arms, stomach and left shoulder before covering up.
The reluctant star told DeGeneres, “The rest you don’t wanna see.”

Ellen ended up shelling out $7,000 to get the star of Eli Stone to show some skin on television. I can’t wait until the video becomes available later this week. Jonny has lost some of sex appeal to me over the recent years. His new role on Eli Stone, while thought provoking and warm and fuzzy feeling..has none of the old “Hackers” or “Trainspotting” edge or cool. Maybe his skin flashing on Ellen will help me get past that dorky new lawyer hair cut his is rockin’.

Angelina Jolie wasted no time in getting Knox and Vivienne’s birth place latitude/longitude added to her arm. Just three months after giving birth to the latest additions to her growing family, Angie happily showed off her new ink at the premiere of her new un-happy movie, Changeling.

To be fair Angie added the birth location twice, one for each twin. My new theory is that Angie isn’t so much into having/adopting more kids…she’s just really into finishing out her tattoo sleeve.

Britney Spears has finally got some strong marketing behind her for her new single Womanizer off her new CD Circus. A few days ago there were hundreds of YouTube videos of “leaked” versions of the new song and video and today those same clips now have the “Sorry This Video Is No Longer Available” message. Someone is creating some major behind-the-scenes mystery buzz. Nothing makes us want something more than telling us we can’t have it yet. We are all such a collective easy mark.

No worries…I have a nugget of Britney for you to tide you over until the single drops on October 7th. Brit’s label ran a teaser commercial for the new song on Sunday night’s Desperate Housewives. Since this ad is one of the above mentioned YouTube vids no longer available…you can get your Womanizer fix from these screen caps from that commercial. Just two more days Brit fans.

Tom Cruise and Xenu want to help Amy Winehouse. The Church of Scientology is reaching out to Amy Winehouse and urging her to try its Narconon program. Amy is said to be considering joining, but I highly doubt that she thinks any higher of alien rehabs than she does of human treatment centers.

“She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back To Black album,” said a source.

Normally I would never think going anywhere near a Scientology program is a good idea, but in Amy’s case…I mean really…what has she got to lose. Maybe they can put her through their Scientology Stepford machine and make her more Katie-Like. Who knows, she might be Tom’s next baby-mama.

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Oh my God…this is so going to piss off Cameron Diaz. The internet buzz this weekend was that Justin Timberlake got caught up in the romance of Beverly Mitchell’s Italian wedding and decided to take his relationship with Jessica Biel to the next level.

Several sources report that Justin proposed to Jessica after the wedding and now they are planning on tying the knot in the next 18 months. To be honest, these two bore me to death…but I am dying to see Cam’s reaction to this news. Look for beach bikini candids from CD very soon…for some reason hot bikini pictures are this generations standard method of revenge.

The News of the World is calling BS on Courtney Love’s story that she lost close to 70 pounds the old fashioned way; exercise and diet. Courtney rambled on her blog earlier this year that she didn’t understand why everyone was hatin’ on her because she got thin. “I lost weight the hard way and people can’t accept it. Whenever ANYONE loses weight by determination and grit, it’s suspect. I got my inspiration from Oprah losing so much weight on Slim Fast, that’s how I did it.”

But The News of the World says that is NOT how she did it. “Courtney keeps laughing to her friends and saying, ‘Everyone thinks I’ve had hypnosis but why bother with all that effort? All I did was check myself in and have a fat band fitted’. The source also went on to reveal that several doctors refused to do the surgery for Courtney because she was never obese…but she eventually found an unethical surgeon who just wanted the money. I remember Courtney saying that she had her housekeeper put a big metal lock on her fridge so she wouldn’t be able to cheat on her new strict diet.

I sort of hope this turns out to be completely false and Courtney threatens to sue…I had a new found respect for the incredible self-discipline she had over her compulsive eating. I bought into her rants about how hard she was working and how she was being honest about being hungry all the time to stay thin. I liked hearing the ugly truth behind the Hollywood skinny but now it’s turns out none of it was true and she took the easy way out. Poser.