I’m sure this walk to the neighborhood store for junk food is just a once and while special treat for the Jolie-Pitt kids. But it is suspect that every time Angie is photographed with more than one kid at a time, there is always a bag of Britney-Poofs close by.

Give that man a big piece of cake for Pete’s sake! If you aren’t bored to tears by Pam naked by now, you can check out the unedited pictures HERE (NSFW).

Miller showed off six tattoos on his wrists, arms, stomach and left shoulder before covering up.
The reluctant star told DeGeneres, “The rest you don’t wanna see.”

Ellen ended up shelling out $7,000 to get the star of Eli Stone to show some skin on television. I can’t wait until the video becomes available later this week. Jonny has lost some of sex appeal to me over the recent years. His new role on Eli Stone, while thought provoking and warm and fuzzy feeling..has none of the old “Hackers” or “Trainspotting” edge or cool. Maybe his skin flashing on Ellen will help me get past that dorky new lawyer hair cut his is rockin’.

To be fair Angie added the birth location twice, one for each twin. My new theory is that Angie isn’t so much into having/adopting more kids…she’s just really into finishing out her tattoo sleeve.

No worries…I have a nugget of Britney for you to tide you over until the single drops on October 7th. Brit’s label ran a teaser commercial for the new song on Sunday night’s Desperate Housewives. Since this ad is one of the above mentioned YouTube vids no longer available…you can get your Womanizer fix from these screen caps from that commercial. Just two more days Brit fans.

“She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back To Black album,” said a source.

Normally I would never think going anywhere near a Scientology program is a good idea, but in Amy’s case…I mean really…what has she got to lose. Maybe they can put her through their Scientology Stepford machine and make her more Katie-Like. Who knows, she might be Tom’s next baby-mama.

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Several sources report that Justin proposed to Jessica after the wedding and now they are planning on tying the knot in the next 18 months. To be honest, these two bore me to death…but I am dying to see Cam’s reaction to this news. Look for beach bikini candids from CD very soon…for some reason hot bikini pictures are this generations standard method of revenge.

But The News of the World says that is NOT how she did it. “Courtney keeps laughing to her friends and saying, ‘Everyone thinks I’ve had hypnosis but why bother with all that effort? All I did was check myself in and have a fat band fitted’. The source also went on to reveal that several doctors refused to do the surgery for Courtney because she was never obese…but she eventually found an unethical surgeon who just wanted the money. I remember Courtney saying that she had her housekeeper put a big metal lock on her fridge so she wouldn’t be able to cheat on her new strict diet.

I sort of hope this turns out to be completely false and Courtney threatens to sue…I had a new found respect for the incredible self-discipline she had over her compulsive eating. I bought into her rants about how hard she was working and how she was being honest about being hungry all the time to stay thin. I liked hearing the ugly truth behind the Hollywood skinny but now it’s turns out none of it was true and she took the easy way out. Poser.

13 years to the day that O.J. Simpson was aquitted of brutally murdering his wife and her boyfriend, he was found guilty on all 12 counts of armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers in Las Vegas.

The jury of nine men and three women, none of them African-American, reached its verdict after 13 hours of deliberations Friday. Jurors heard from 22 witnesses over 12 days of testimony. Chief among the witnesses were seven of the nine people inside Room 1203 of the Palace Station Hotel and Casino for the September 13, 2007, confrontation.

The evidence included testimony from the two dealers, four co-defendants who cut plea deals and cooperated with prosecutors, and hours of often-profane, crackling, secretly recorded audiotapes.

There is no doubt that everyone involved in this case wanted O.J. to go down. And there is talk that there scales of justice were a bit light on his side. But you can bet after the big clusterf*** that happened last time Orenthal was charged with something…everthing was done clean and by the books this go round. The best news of all about this case is that…….O.J. faces life in prison!!!!!!! See kids…Karma will always get you in the end.

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You may or may not have noticed that Britney Spears has had her own personal film crew following her around the past few weeks. While many of us had hoped the tape was going to be used for a new network reality show, it sounds like it’s going to end up being just some video you can check out on her website. Who knows? Maybe if she gets enough good footage, someone will pick it up.

On another note, how much does Britney love that Louis Vuitton Comete bag? She’s carried that bag all over L.A. and across the country and back the past few weeks.

Madonna somehow managed to save her marriage after the A-Rod scandal in July, but the baseball star wasn’t so lucky. His wife of four years, Cynthia filed for divorce citing her husband alleged infidelity. That must suck to try to explain to your kids that their daddy is bangin’ Madonna.

Acclaimed Hindu and Indo-American statesman Rajan Zed admits he is deeply hurt by the video, which he claims simply serves to feed incorrect stereotypes of his religion. He says, “The images used in the video are revered in Hinduism and are not to be thrown around loosely for dramatic effects. We invite Hollywood to immerse itself in Hinduism, but we ask that actors and actresses, directors and producers take our religion seriously and respectfully.

Umm…no disrespect Mr. Zed..but this is America…we mock EVERYBODY. The fact that Nat and Devandra were inspired by your religion and customs to create something beautiful should be taken as a compliment not an insult. Seriously people..if you are going to live here and integrate into our society then you have to lighten up. Have these guys never watch Bill Mayer tear George Bush a new one?

L.C.’s racks at Bloomingdales are completely full and overflowing and Kitson has bins and bins of her inferior product sitting in their store. This after the store ran a recent Buy One Get One Free sale on L.C.’s stuff. If you are bored and have nothing better to do, you can see Lauren’s stale old dresses HERE.

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Angie just might be suffering from some post-baby blues, but then again she may have just been staying home with her six kids and enjoying some time away from the rat race. Either way, she’s back in New York and we finally get our first glimpse of Ange in over three months!

Granted, she does look down in the dumps in this picture…but again….SIX FREAKING KIDS on a airplane from Germany to New York.

Remember last summer when Britney Spears and her assistant/cousin Alli Sims were so close they often dressed alike and carried matching handbags? With all the meltdown craziness, I hadn’t even noticed that Alli had disappeared from Britney’s inner circle until Page Six posted this quote from the aspiring singer:

“I have no idea when I’ll see her again. I miss her every day. When [Britney's] dad gained control, he put some rules down . . . it’s just best for her to not communicate with a lot of people. My main concern is her being OK,” said Sims, who’s in Nashville writing and recording music.

Hmmm…is it possible that sweet Alli was part of the negative influence that Jamie Spears fought so hard to get rid of?

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