Paris Hilton Forgot To Tan Her Face - Drunken Stepfather

Tara Reid Swims With The Dolphins - Celebrity Smack

Like Jessica Biel’s Perfect Booty? We Do Too - City Rag

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Take A Picture To Mark The Occassion - The Feeding Tube

Lindsay Lohan Has Jacked Up Her Liver - Glitterati 

Funniest Picture of Kelly Osbourne Ever - CelebWorm 

Rappers Will Sell Anything: 50 Cent Hawk Condoms - Into Gossip

New Pirates of the Carribean Promos - Girls Talkin Smack

Yvonne De Carlo has passed away of natural causes at the age of 84 at the Motion Picture & Television facility in LA. Which sounds suspiciously to me like an old folks home for broke actors/actresses to me. This news is really sad to us here at HWB as we grew up watching black and white re-runs of Yvonne as Lily Munster and wishing to God we could get into that house and down in Grandpa’s lab. (We also wanted to sit on Herman’s lap for some reason which must come from our daddy issues, but we digress) I’m sure all of you remember Yvonne as the spooky spidery Lily Munster, but check out this photo of her…she was really gorgeous when she was young. RIP Lily.

Nicole Richie and her new boytoy Joel Madden spend some quality time together in Puerto Vallarta. Nicole does look remarkably better, but still has the body of a 14 year old. That’s ok, Joel likes ‘em young. Ex-girlfriend Hillary Duff was only 18 when they hooked up. Joel is 27 FYI.

I’m not sure if there is a 12 step program for a Barney’s addiction, if not one of those Scientology folks needs to stage an intervention for Katie Holmes. Or is the excessive shopping a diversion the Church approves of to keep Katie from really thinking about her uber-controlled life? Us Weekly reports that Katie’s credit card shows $200,000 worth of purchases at the Beverly Hills Barney New York store alone. Yes, just in ONE store. Last January she spent an undisclosed amount on shoes, in April she spent $400 on two pairs of jeans and in November left the store with five bags of baby clothes for Suri.

Source: Us Weekly

All this time we’ve thought that Mary-Kate Olsen was going for an old bag lady look and all along she’s actually been a boho art student. I think it’s great that she is wearing ripped tights (like a student would) and $800 boots (like a crazy anorexic teenage millionaire would).

Content that her crotch has had enough coverage, Paris Hilton is now ready to move to overexposing her breasts. For pete’s sake, what does Paris have against underwear? (Warning: two photos are NSFW)

Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend of five years, Fabrizio Moretti (drummer for the Strokes) have called it quits. Rumor is 31 year old Drew was ready to settle down and start having cute little Barrymore babies and 26 year old (a rock star with lots of groupies) Fab just wasn’t ready for all that grown up stuff.

Source: Us Weekly

Kelly Osbourne is so proud of going from a size 14 to a size 10 that she is ready to bare all as a Playboy covergirl.

Kelly told Closer magazine: “I’d love to pose for Playboy. I’d definitely go fully nude, there’s no point doing it otherwise.” I’m all for loving your body, but do we really want to see THIS naked on the cover of Playboy?

Ok, I know that was mean. Kelly doesn’t look so heinous anymore. I suppose if they had a great photographer, did some 40’s style pin-up shots and had a really good airbrush artist it might work. If nothing else, it would make Heff some cash just off the novelty of Ozzy’s daughter being naked.